Mopje?

DO YOU SPEKE ENGRISH?

-Do you speak English ?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast.

Dacht ik een mopje te plaatsen, blijkt het geen mop te zijn, dank aan de vriend die me op de quote van Khomeini attent maakte.

“A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on.

However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.

He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village;

however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.”
From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh"